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Note to Self

November 13, 2009
  • You asked for blog topics.
  • You got ’em.
  • You never thought someone would suggest you blog about arm flab though. 
  • Don’t forget to drop Kim a thank you note for that one.
  • However, thinking about “bingo arms” did make you stand in front of the mirror and wave.
  • Then, that made you start researching ways to prevent that area from becoming seriously problematic.
  • Research = Google search on “arm flab.”
  • Do not under any circumstance click on Images on that search.
  • You just threw up in your mouth a little bit.
  • Research = iVillage article.
  • Thankfully, Facebook also read your mind and showed you this ad today.  Out of the blue.
  • Don’t forget to mark that ad “offensive” at some point.
  • Facebook is rude.
  • Notice, now, that the slimming sleeves are unisex. 
  • Find out if men are really concerned with “bingo arms.”
  • Maybe they call them “couch potato touchdown arms.”
  • You just saw that the slimming sleeves are $84.95.
  • It is far cheaper to fill up some water or milk jugs and lift them repeatedly.  Only bending at the elbow. 
  • Always consult your physician before beginning any exercise program.  Do not just follow a random blog’s advice. 
  • Seriously.
  • And, as you are consulting with your physician, wonder about that stethoscope.

Happy Friday!!

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 13, 2009 2:51 pm

    Woah…so apparently I need 85 bucks and some milk jugs to get rid of the bingo wings…*writing it all down on pen and paper, awesomeness!*

    Thanks for the shout-out! *thankness*

    So you’re saying you haven’t tried my excellent chair workout? *sadness*

  2. soundsliketomatoes permalink
    November 13, 2009 3:03 pm

    Arm flab + stethoscopes = ick.

  3. November 13, 2009 3:51 pm

    Weird, I have a stethoscope.

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