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Note to Self

October 9, 2009
  • Your love for inanimate objects is starting to become a problem.
  • First, it was the washer and dryer.
  • Your fondness for them continues — nobody should enjoy doing laundry that much, especially when they’re actually doing laundry, and not using the term the way Chandler and Monica did.
  • Now, though, you’ve moved on.
  • Even though it feels like the bathtub is giving you a big hug, it does not love you.
  • Even though you have never had a more relaxing, comfortable bath that you’ve ever had, you must realize IT’S JUST A TUB.
  • You must stop insisting that if you ever move, the tub comes with you.
  • It’s just a tub.
  • It’s just a tub.
  • It’s just an awesome tub that’s the perfect size and the perfect shape.
  • And somehow, SOMEHOW, you got to enjoy the tub while the children were home without them walking in on you!!!
  • Clearly, this is a tub of miracles.
  • Not a tub full of miracles, but a tub that creates miracles.  Just to be clear.
  • So okay, the tub is pretty cool.  So are the washer and dryer.  Those points can be conceded.
  • However, singing to the appliances and the bathtub — that must end.
  • Fight the urge.
  • FIGHT IT!!
  • NOOOOOO!!!

Happy Weekend!

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Vanessa's Mom permalink
    October 9, 2009 3:34 pm

    I am SO happy you’re enjoying your new house. But come on–singing TO the appliances and bathtub. I think you need help!!

  2. soundsliketomatoes permalink
    October 9, 2009 9:17 pm

    At least you aren’t taking pics of those inanimate objects and knitting scarves for them with toothpicks.

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