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Note to Self

October 2, 2009
  • Walking solo is not as fun as walking with someone.
  • You notice muscles screaming at you more.
  • You also notice parts of your body jiggling that probably shouldn’t jiggle.
  • However, somehow you walk faster.
  • It may be because you are a-skeered of this scenario (read #3) playing out.
  • Figure out how people walk or run while carrying essential items.
  • Walking with your phone in one hand and your keys in the other is easy enough, especially since one key is positioned to be a weapon if necessary.
  • Where do you hit the person anyway?  In the eye?  That’s just gross.  But probably highly effective.
  • But how do you carry an iPod too?
  • Oh no.  Do you have to wear a fanny pack?!
  • If that’s the case, cease walking immediately.  Weight gain is of no concern if you have to wear a fanny pack.
  • Well, weight gain may be of no concern, but a Jell-O Jiggler reminding you of your thighs is.
  • You have a nice coupon to Ulta.
  • You have resisted entering that store, for fear that you would never leave.
  • Ever.
  • But it’s a nice coupon. 
  • And you have other coupons for products they carry.
  • And you do need new mascara.
  • And something for those crow’s feet.
  • And laugh lines.
  • And forehead wrinkles.
  • Walking does not fix those things.
  • Walking makes you feel entitled to eating pizza for dinner, though.
  • And a Coke slushee thing.  Maybe.  If you share it.
  • Ugh.  Sharing food.
  • It’s okay.  If you get pizza and a Coke slushee thing at Sam’s, you need to share it.
  • And that’s what you have children for.
  • Well, that, and to have a living, breathing testament to your love for The Husband.

Happy Weekend!

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. October 2, 2009 9:39 pm

    in the eye is ok. up the nose is funner.

    my ipod is on my arm. in its own carrier. it’s pink. of course.

  2. Carrie M. permalink
    October 3, 2009 8:22 am

    You could get a phone clip and an ipod carrier 🙂

  3. Katye permalink
    October 3, 2009 9:25 am

    Maybelline Sky High Curves- my new favorite mascara- gotta try it!

    And if you have pizza for supper… then you can get a workout afterwards, too! hee hee

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