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Note to Self

September 4, 2009
  • Are you ready for some footbaaaaaaall??
  • No?  Tough.
  • Be supportive.  GO DOLPHINS!  GO GATORS!  GO PHILLIES!
  • Wait, that last one was baseball.  But they’re still playing, and they are currently eight and a half games ahead in their division.
  • Do you realize that you understand what it means to be “eight and a half games ahead”?  Figure out if this is a good or a bad thing. 
  • You also understand that they are eight and a half games ahead in their division.  Ideally, of course, you want them to have the best record in the conference so they can have home field advantage, but it’s still good.
  • Find out how many people figured out that you called The Husband for that information.  Although you did know that they were ahead, you just thought they were only seven games ahead because of the win column.
  • Your note to self is making you sleepy.  Very sleeeepy.
  • Talk about something else, quick!
  • SEX!
  • Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more.
  • Treat yourself to one and a half Oreos.

Enjoy the holiday!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. September 4, 2009 7:21 pm

    30 minutes? Does that count the whole thing or like, just the busiest part of it, because man…all I can say is, if that only includes the busiest part of it, then it wouldn’t be worth it!

    Sorry. I don’t watch sports…

    • freebutterfly permalink*
      September 4, 2009 8:36 pm

      Girl, no, don’t try to over-analyze it. Burned calories are burned calories, thirty minutes is thirty minutes. And if your busiest part LASTS thirty minutes, my hat is off to you (and/or your husband).

  2. Vanessa's mom permalink
    September 6, 2009 2:28 pm

    I concur with your response to Kim! Way to go, Kim (and Kim’s husband!)

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