Do you know what month it is?
IT’S COLORECTAL CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!
It’s also probably why New York City hosted the SUPER COLON on February 27th. I’m not going to link to any more pictures, but you can do a Google Image search of that and see for yourself. The monstrosity is eight feet tall and twenty feet long, and educational.
Again, I know you might be too young or too hot to think you need to be concerned with your colon, butt but just remember not to let your vanity or your fear of embarrassment get in the way of having anything checked out if you think you have a problem. Anywhere.
Take care of yourself. People love you and want you to stick around.