Note to Self

• You are being stalked.
• Don’t worry!  It’s only blog-stalking.
• Put down the deadly key-between-fingers weapon.
• Besides, you may have stalked her first.
• But, speaking of stalking, please try to remember that the girl walking past your house every afternoon is simply a student on her way home from school, not a stalker.  Or a Peeping Tom (or Thomasina).
• Try very hard to remember that, because shrieking every time you notice her walking by the window is getting old.
• And, she might refer to you as “The Lady Who Screams.”
• There are many reasons why this is not a great nickname for you around the neighborhood.
• Especially since you have only actually met two neighbors.
• That’s actually not bad considering you lived in the apartment for three years, and you still don’t know The Guy Who Lived Downstairs’ name, and he lived there before you did. 
• Oops.
• Try to remember your current neighbors’ names…
• Try…
• Oops.
• *sigh*
• Mr. Rogers would be disappointed.
• Being known as “The Lady Who Screams” might only be fair then.
• Mention of Mr. Rogers made you think of The Electric Company.
• Shhhh, don’t tell anyone that you will watch that show even if the girls are in the other room.
• You wish you had a pocket full of H’s that you weren’t afraid to use.
• Happy Friday!