- I miss The Husband when I’m away from him.
- It’s hard for me to get to sleep when The Husband is not next to me.
- It’s good to have someone to talk to until 2:30 in the morning, though, because then I didn’t sit and think about not having The Husband next to me.
- I miss The Girls when I’m away from them.
- Chili’s Molten Lava Chocolate Cake contains a day’s worth of calories. It is worth every single sinful bite. (Especially when shared.)
- It is easier to sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” while watching Wayne’s World than it is to sing it for karaoke.
- Everyone can sing “My Heart Will Go On.” Everyone.
- Big, mean, nasty ants follow me.
- I need to carry this around with me.
- An ant biting me close to my elbow will two days later make it appear as if I have two elbows.
- If you are out and about and have so many shopping bags that you can’t fit in a regular stall in the ladies’ room, it’s okay to take the handicapped stall.
- It is NOT okay to sit in the first stall on the right with your bags in front of you and the door WIDE OPEN while you do your business.
- I have incredible friends.
- While I’m away, the laundry does not take a vacation. In fact, it seems to work overtime.
- The extra work involved upon my return is worth it after having spent the weekend with some amazing moms, relaxing and talking and having fun.
“I have incredible friends.”
You most certainly do!!
You forgot:
* Kearsie is my BFF.
* Kearsie’s Magical Bite Remedy of Lemon Juice made you have two elbows.
* Kearsie talks wayyyyy too much at 2:30 a.m.
* Kearsie has the coolest hair straightener.